Another righteous use for the breathalyzer

In a discovery that could literally save and extend the lives of millions everywhere, doctors have come up with a new laser-aided breath analysis that could detect even early traces of diseases such as lung cancer or asthma.

Wow!

I cannot think of how more useful the basic breathalyzer could become.

Already, it saves lives by allowing the constabulary the ability to removes lushes and other inebriated menaces from our roads.

Now this?

That guy with the perpetual bad breath just might be.......