The IoSS Files: The Smart Garbage Can
Well, that was q-u-i-c-k, quick!
Yesterday, I made a promise to catalog, and expose the nonsense people were coming up with under the guise of the Internet of Things.
I decided I would class these stupid products as the Internet of Stupid Shit, hashtag #IoSS.
Today, this.
Are you foching kidding me?
A ‘smart’ garbage can.
Remember, when as a young adult, you thought of such a product after you had your first trepanning session?
Actually, I take it back.
Even after a lobotomy, I don’t expect regular sapient humans to yearn to play with their garbage cans.
Now, even the so-called tech press is complicit is this silliness by touting this shit with breathless headlines like the ones throughout this blog post!
Shame on them!
It’s a garbage can, for goodness sakes!
The first entry in the IoSS Files is the ‘Smart Garbage Can’!
Filed under : The Internet of Stupid Shit.
There you have it.
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