....Except he has no freakin' rings yet!

Some hack for the Washington Post, Sally Jenkins, a moron at FoxSports.com, Mark Kriegel, and several other media yobs have already crowned LeBron James the King.

Could someone tell them that at that stage in Kobe's career, he was about to get a ring?

If Cleveland wins the NBA finals, I eat a Nike Kobe shoe!

Of course it would be a cake baked in the form of the shoe, with Splenda.