I watched CSI: Miami the other day for the 1st time, and what I saw prompted me to watch CSI and CSI: New York to verify that I wasn't dreaming!

Forensic technicians packin' heat?

Are you freakin' kiddin' me?

Just like they are sworn officers of the law?

One name came to mind immediately.

Dennis Fung

Yes, Dennis Fung!

He of the OJ Simpson murder trial.

The guy who botched the forensic evidence. Reportedly.

Can you imagine Dennis Fung, or even the coroner of Los Angeles County talking to former LAPD detective Mark Fuhrman in the same way the CSI droids talk to actual police officers?

Fuhrman, or any sworn police officer, would not, and should not hesitate to shoot those punks immediately!

Couldn't f-ing believe what I was watching!